Ford Taurus
I can’t look at a first-gen Taurus without hearing the godawful jingle. “TAUUUUUURUS. FOOOOOOOR US. HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FOOOOOOOOOOOORD? LATELY?”
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
Why can’t the nice man do math
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(via deejaygray)
i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
just, julie andrews.
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…
.-.
that face wasn’t on purpose? I saw that before and thought someone just photoshoped it to make a face appear but now you’re telling me it’s just like that o.o o.0 -_- idk anymore
